I'm taking this bored cop to court.
Seriously, If I stole a $1.40 item from a supermarket, the most that would happen is I'd have to go to some class.
Since I'm now basically bound to where I can walk, I'm going to start putting up myself for babysitting, house sitting, house cleaning...etc. for my apt complex.
That is until I get this expulsion from the max off my ass. I actually have a good case.
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An arrest sounds awfully harsh. Seriously, with as many people as I know there are who don't pay or haven't paid for MAX tickets....
Hell, and the ticket prices are supposed to rise here real soon by about a quarter.
Hope it all turns out well, though. <3
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As for stealing that much from a store, you'd get a slap on the wrist and a "Don't do it again."
Any judge with an ounce of sense will throw the case out.
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